Jay-Z Has To Be Boning Rihanna

Jay-Z,Rihanna,Beyonce

I’mma keep it 100. I told one of my co-workers this about 3-4 months ago and she denied it up and down. First, there’s rumors that Jay and Beyonce were on the rocks. Then, rumors that Beyonce is pissed Jay’s on the phone with RiRi talking pretty often. Then Beyonce releases “Ring the Alarm,” a track about not getting her man stole by a slut. Somewhere along that timeline Jay and Rihanna dropped a single together, which is somewhat random. I mean besides the fact that she’s on Def Jam–and many artists are but definitely are not seeing features from Hov–there’s not much of a connection.

Then on Pharrell’s album, him and Jay, drop a track about lusting underaged women… Dude, executive produced her album (more random) and now they have another single together. If that’s not enough evidence that Jays poking holes in Rihanna then I don’t know what is. Plus let’s face it, we’ve seen the Jay baby from the West Indies, so we know buddy has a thing for girls from the islands. As if boning one multi platinum vixen isn’t enough. In the words of Borat “High Five”

Shame on you Jay.

Jay’s Verse from young girl

hov got a young girl
hov got a young girl
still not quite 21
so high string
such a vibrant thing
I introduce myself, (hi miss thing)
you’re 19?
no, you’re lightning in a bottle
I give you a ring tomorrow
the scene that follows
screams of horror
classic Stephen King novel
mamma dont think you should talk to someone so advanced in romance
you should just wait
pappa dont preach
hov don’t bite
help you through it I might mold your life
cuz Ima show you right
proper etiquette how to hold your knife
keep it competetive with Opras’ ice
be like Janet (take control of your life)

Digg!


12 Responses to “Jay-Z Has To Be Boning Rihanna”


  1. 1 fatface Apr 12th, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    If he haven’t hit that ass, he Ought too!
    Just being a Man!

  2. 2 Opensoul Apr 12th, 2007 at 4:16 pm

    He might have been talking about when him and B first met. Ya’ll know her parents don’t like him for their daughter.

  3. 3 Jay Uk Apr 12th, 2007 at 4:53 pm

    lol, respect to him… hitting two untouchables with camel looks, thats the result of an equation of swagger and money for ya.

  4. 4 Pablo Apr 12th, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    yeah but this nigga of the chain
    he prolly omne of those pretty light skin fagget boys hahaha but jigga got money and he can hit any girl that he pleases so hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  5. 5 shaunny Apr 12th, 2007 at 8:41 pm

    Jay doesn’t know wha he has if he’s cheating on Beyonce’. Rihanna is doing her thing in the music buisness but we are trying to put her up against Beyonce’. Get serious. Jay already said he got the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain and if I know my girl B she aint lettin Rihanna take that from her

  6. 6 Confused Apr 13th, 2007 at 11:14 am

    who writes this crap?

  7. 7 hellen lindsy Apr 14th, 2007 at 4:07 am

    i think that Jay must be having a problem coz if he wants to hit on every dop babe he can set his eyes on then that means that he is very stupid,they say that u never know a good thing until u loose it maybe wen RiRi starts cheating on him may be he will know what he did that guy is a s@*ker.

  8. 8 b Apr 15th, 2007 at 11:58 am

    If she throwing it at him what you expect.It ain’t like she a duce.

  9. 9 anonymous Apr 16th, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    doesn’t it sound like umbrella is a response to ring the alarm? is it just me or doesn’t it sound like rihanna is telling jay-z that if beyonce dumps him that she is there ready and waiting? i mean come on what else could jay-z besides sex i mean she can’t sing. and she’s just a carbon copy of beyonce so that jay-z can make more money for his label and b-cuz there’s so much speculation about a rihanna/jay-z coupling it will sorta raise beyonce’s publicity cuz everyone loves her and will feel sorry that jay-z is humpin rihanna so maybe that’s the whole idea; to use rihanna to raise beyonce’s popularity. im usy saying.

  10. 10 krissy Apr 25th, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    i think rihanna needs to go sit her trifling ass down and leave my girl man alone and beyonce honey if he aint for only u den he wudn’t be for none of u girl he aint worth it cuz a man ga always be a man. Just like ya song “replaceing him is so easy”. You look to good to be taking only one nigga shit.

  11. 11 lanice Nov 3rd, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    I IOVE THE FACT THAT SHE THE ONE FOR YOUG BOYS CHAT RERE

  12. 12 Say what? Nov 7th, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Umbrella lyrics:
    You have my heart (HOV)
    And we’ll never be worlds apart
    May be in magazines ( cause he with B on every page)
    But you’ll still be my star
    Baby cause in the dark
    You can’t see shiny cars ( answer to B’s song Irreplaceble where she sings: Driving her around in the car that I bought you..)
    And that’s when you need me there
    With you I’ll always share ( answer to B’s Irreplaceble where she sings, “Yes, if I bought it, baby, please don’t touch ” )

    “Shut up and drive” is Riri’s answer to B’s song “Greenlight”

    But y’all still in denial.

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