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Soulja Boy - Souljaboytellem

Album Review by: Pharoh Talib
Friday, October 12, 2007


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Hip-hop purists were already pissed off at the avalanche of ring-tone raps and ATL dance songs that have been overwhelming radio airwaves over the past year. But when Soulja Boy came out of nowhere and dominated the charts critics were dumbfounded when they found out that even Sam Jackson couldn’t resist trying to “Superman that hoe”. The grass roots marketing team behind Soulja Boy did a wonderful job of bringing him from Myspace to the mainstream. Because of his internet buzz Soulja became an underground phenomenon among Youtube-addicted youngsters, which led to his signing to Mr. Collipark, who’s responsible for “. Staying true to his internet roots Soulja Boy named his debut album Souljaboytellem.com, which is genius in itself as it becomes an instant website plug wherever the album is listed.

On the heels of the viral success of the self-produced “Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)” the 17-year-old producer knows what works for him and so he doesn’t stray far from his down-bottom, high-energy formula of when recording his Colliepark/Interscope debut. Listening to this album without understanding the club and youth culture that dominates Atlanta may lead some to automatically discount Souljaboytellem.com as a legitimate Hip-Hop album but it’s an album that stays as true to A-town’s ass-shakin’ roots as any. People tend to forget that the job of the original New York MC was to simply hype the crowd with simple call-and-response phrases while the DJ does his thing. Much of the club music from the bottom of the map does the same thing. Think of Soulja Boy as sort of a Lil-Jon for teenagers and pre-teens, that means don’t expect to hear much in the way of metaphors and narratives just crunk-ass music.

Colliepark describes Soulja’s music as “fun” and that’s exactly what it is- 14 tracks of chant-heavy hooks fused with simple one-fingered keyboard melodies and down-bottom snares, kicks, and claps. It’s a hip-hop dance album in every sense of the word but quality guest appearances of artists not named Arab would’ve upgraded the album tremendously. While most of the production shows that Soulja Boy is a more than capable producer he is barely tolerable as a rapper. So don’t expect a lot of substance on this album…as a matter of fact don’t expect anything- just dance. Listening to the album it seems that no less than half of the album contains songs that are some spin-off of “Crank That (Soulja Boy)”, including the intro track. The “yuuuah” that dominates “Crank Dat” is recycled more than a couple of times (“Snap and Roll” and “Soulja Girl”) and he also rehashes the line about his Bathing Apes for the chorus for “Bapes”, essentially a free 4-minute promotion for the Japanese clothing brand.

You never forget this album is helmed by an underage kid because most of the subject matter undeniably juvenile. “So get out my face you doo-doo head dummy” is an actual lyric. On the Colliepark-produced “Sidekick” Soulja donates even more of his album space for free advertising talk about his Sidekick 3, even plugging his t-mobile address. “I can’t believe that I’m rappin’ about a phone and won’t you believe is that I wrote this song (on my Sidekick)” Yes we do. Soulja Boy employs an elementary flow that’s reminiscent of Yung Joc when he raps. Not much thought seems to be put into a majority of the lyrics. With the exception of a couple of songs, most of the heavily southern-accented lyrics on the album are nothing more than cleverly crafted dance instructions or only serve vocal filler until the chorus comes back. The lyrics that are essentially different variations of ‘girl turn around and shake it’ sprinkled with a little ‘how we do in Atlanta’. “They wonder why they son or they daughter got they name on they shades or wonder why they only wear Bathing Apes or why they sit at the computer watching Soulja Boy all day”. On “Let Me Get At Em”, Collipark does the responsible thing and begins the track with a public service announcement stating that the “Shoot out” is a dance and not a promoting violence. Song titles like “Donk” and “Booty Meat” are obvious selections if you just went down the track list looking for songs that do nothing except make the donkey move mindlessly.

The best song outside of the album’s hit single is “Report Card”, which playfully uses “Throw Some Ds” in its hook. But instead of talking about rims Soulja Boy cleverly uses the Rich Boy sample to ask his teacher to raise his bad ass grades up from Fs to Ds. The last track on the album is Soulja Boy’s most revealing. On “Don’t Get Mad” the Atlanta teen shakes off the grown haters quipping “Don’t get mad ‘cuz you kids like me”. “If you don’t get it by the end of this song you won’t get it”, he says. And that’s the bottom line. At the end the day this album is what it is. If you’re a 106th and Park faithful or just a fan southern dance music then this album is a decent pick-up but if you’re more of the ‘drink and two-step’-type then save your money and brain cells.






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1st soulja boy i'm the man they be looking at my neck saying is them rubber bands
Posted by envee
Just enjoy the music and stop hating
Posted by D
Best hip-hop album of the year!!! f-ck wu tang they ova soulja boy!!!!
Posted by Souljaboy
Best hip-hop album of the year!!! f-ck wu tang they ova soulja boy!!!! word
Posted by complexity
Hardest song of the year its the tops in the bahamas
Posted by charles
I love u soulja boy.and tell the hatter to get on the job and they can not stop u.
Posted by cierica
And hatter come see me i u got somthing to say
Posted by cierica
Hey soulja boy well when i first heard you song i loved so i went to the nearest store to buy it and they didn't have it but i got one now and it's the bomb. But yeah your fine too though. But any ways i would give you a pic. But you know. Any ways i'm light skinned black and white, light brown eyes with aliitle green and my hair colors hony brown and i'm 15 i live in collinsville,alabama. My number is 256 997 6122 i guess bye see ya.
Posted by maranda goodwin
She thirsty is the hottest beat. Its syncopated and different and str8 fire! and soulja boy swaggajacks his labelmates the ying yang twins with the whispering. Worst song is sidekick
Posted by RSX
If this is talent i now declare chingy the best rapper alive
Posted by getoffmyjock.com
This is the best review i've read on this site. Very honest. I must say that i hate this album, but i respect soulja boy and his hustle. His beats are decent, but thats the best thing about the album. I dl'd it and i will never listen to it again. But once again, great review.
Posted by BLACK MAMBA
Is this maranda chick serious?? does she not realize that soulja boy does not read these comments?? i hope that's not her real number that she left up there. If it is, we should give her a call. Lol.
Posted by BLACK MAMBA
Lol..lol..lmatfu (laughing my ass the fucc off) if you call that damn girl you goin to jail doc!! i don't understand this guy made 14 bullsh*t ass joints? "crank daat" was enough for yuuuuuuuuh to leeeeave the studio and mic alone!
Posted by indieallday1.5mil
ah F*ck that, from the way she describe herself i might have to tap that like im savion. Shittt!!
Posted by King Joffy
Yea i love this music it is so alsome i always gotta have it soo loud and i always gotta get the steps rollin i love you soulja boy
Posted by annoumus
I love soulja boy he is so sexy and i will love to be his soulja girl 4life!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Shanita
If yall think thats crazy yall should peep his , on one of his pictures he got soemthin that said can i have your number and a bunch of hoes left they digits on his sh*t, soulja boy got mad hoes on his tip, he wack as F*ck but ill bet he get mad P*ss* on da daily
Posted by lol
Yall nigg*z betta stop hatin on souljaboy tip..souljaboy is the new kang of tha south.......souljaboy is kang of hip-hop period....wu-tang is dead.....
Posted by Souljaboy
The wu-tang is dead comments should get a curse from the hip hop gods right on top of your head....being from the deepest part of the south myself, i can tell u that anyone over 15 listening to this guy, is on x, or is the biggest clown you'll ever see, the tide of popularity with this dancing snappin,nusery rhyme sh*t will wane like disco, and 10 years from now, people will be making fun of their friends for being herded with the other sheep to wear pink colared shirts,and snap their fingers
Posted by deaderthanmost45
Souljaboy is wack the only reason why he hot right now is because the crank dat is a dance track he can't really rap he should retire.
Posted by all day3280
This is a good ass review. Very in-depth. One of the best i've read on this site. I was gonna give soulja boy's cd a chance but this review let me know to save my money.
Posted by The One
Wht it is soulja boy. Ya girl ms. Beautiful. U r very talented & creative. Keep doin ya thing.
Posted by Latoya
I hate how everyone is critizing soulja boy's music he very creative and i love his music. So stop hating and start appreciating music. You digggggggggggggg!!!!!!
Posted by FAITH
I wanna be your soulja girl!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by FAITH
To some of us its not that his music is the worst stuff out there, but the problem is, that the radio tells us that the only records that matter are the ones that sell,yet at the same time they will only expose the public to what their focus group bosses say will sell, so the market is oversaturated with fake keyboards and snapping, i would be more open to soulja boy if i didnt feel like there will be another lil this or young that coming right behind him getting another microwavable cheap ass effort to the top of the charts. The masses are frustrated, and there going to start speaking louder
Posted by deaderthanmost45
U go souljaboy, representing batesville,ms!!!!! im 27 but ill stilll be ur soulja girl
Posted by melissa
Hip-hop is already 6 feet deep................. And now it's going deeper...... Hip-hop needs to be reborn
Posted by Hip-Hop
I agree with the article, soulja boy is fun, dance to it, and don't take too much of what he says seriously. Although i would like to see sammy try to superman that ho.
Posted by What makes your way better?
Soulja boy= fatherless child if he was mine i would put my belt on his skinny ass back. When will this bafoonery end chit like this set black folks back 400 years
Posted by DEGENERATE
Cool
Posted by rj
Nice songs soulja boy
Posted by rj
Oh i get it this sh*t is for retards-oops-i mean little kids like radio disney.
Posted by 3vil3
Everybody who says wu-tang is better than soulja or the other way around. Geeeee! why would you even doubt that wu-tang owns soulja. Soulja is just a new cat, wich you can barely take seriously. He makes nice dance music, but that's it. Just another one-day-fly. Maybe he stays longer, but its not really something you should worry about. He won't screw up hip hop even more than it is screwed up already.
Posted by Mora
i love your music your so fine! dont be dumn like t.i.
Posted by Brittany
soulja boy you are so damn fine! i hope you read dis cuz im your soulja girl 4- real next 2 years im a be in the music industries cuz i can sing and i can ryme through all the bad times cuz a sexy n*gga like you is so damn fine. From brittany
Posted by Brittany
Haha look at all these groupies on here soulja boy can't really rap and hes not gonna read your comments damn these little girls need to get a life =p
Posted by DJ
I rather hear wu tang dead than hear soulja boy living... I downloaded it, now my computer is F*cked up
Posted by 404 308 8910
Cierica, i don't hate on wack sh*t... But since you call it hating, (or in your words "hattering" i'll see you...
Posted by 404 308 8910
Is this the album review section of a hiphop site or soulja boy's groupie page?
Posted by WTF?
Soulja boii ii wanna be yo soulja gurl 4 eva omg diiz iiz mah numba giimme a call aiight! 704-332-8==d white pire!
Posted by OMGZ LOLZ SOULJA BOI
Soulja boy is 17 years old and this 27 year old Bia'ch wanna F*ck him melissa you a pedaphile beware of online sexual preditors!!!!!!!!!
Posted by DEGENERATE
Uuh you know what? i like soulja boy's first song. But after i listened to soulja girl you have to admit that hip hop and tap is officially dead! i mean, dude can't even rap. All he had was a good "dancin'" song! he is not a good rapper at all and he really needs to consider giving it up! and im not a hater. I don't apologize for saying what i feel because that would be like saying sorry for being real! ~keya
Posted by Keya
I meant hip hop and rap
Posted by Keya
Fffddfdf
Posted by hfhgh
This sh*t is tight i cant see how people dont like his music plus he's hot
Posted by sexy thang
I think he's the first to have a pirated song download returned.
Posted by Soulja Prepubic Boy
I love your dance and all
Posted by lild
Yo the whole album is straight garbage for real he can't rap even though he got the number one dance in the country i aint hating or nothing but he the worst rapper ever i know mad people dat dont even rap thats better then him in a freestyle for real counting me even tho i can rap music these days r basically just getting money and dance songs people in the hood don't got money like famous rappers we live minimum wage jobs and people kill over money and end up in jail for getting money the wrong way and wit dancing we dont live in the club hip hop dont got enough variety these days hip hop aint dead its unconscious and im 19 saying this soulja boy is the worst rapper ever lyrically he just repeating words in the album and the only reason why kids basically 15 and under like em is cuz they think he sexy and made dance songs fame and money got stuck in their heads its mad easy to come up wit them songs like dis..... I'm so fresh im so fresh im so fresh im so fresh and put a beat to it and make up whateva lyrics witout trying its the worst album ever
Posted by a1/mp
Its da sh*t dats all i got ta say
Posted by natasha
All his songs is hottttttttttt!
Posted by soulja girl_**
Whoever a1/mp is is stupid what do he think thats what everybody who ever made a song do. They write a song and add a beat. For him to be 19 he is so dumb and he need to quit hattin. He mad cause he can't make a song to be #1. He's just a hater getting mad cause soulja boy got him some bathin apes!!!!!!!!!!!!(lol)
Posted by soulja girl_**
^^^^^^^^ looks like another angry groupie let me explain why soulja boy sucks he can't rap point blank and he even says in an interview he doesn't take his music seriously i don't care if hes number 1 almost any sh*tty song can be number 1 these days "if i don't like it i don't like it that don't mean that i'm hatin"
Posted by DJ
Wow soulja girl think im hating, 1st of all when i was talking about writing a song and a beat to it i was talking bout just soulja boy not ne1 else since dat girl got it twisted cuz all he do in da album is repeat songs plus he made a song called yahhh! dat goes yahhh! trick yahhh! and after that lil part of the hook he just says get out my face, get out my face, get out my face, get out my face, and she said i can't make a song to be #1 which is cuz i'm not famous and i don't like bathin apes i like ups i dont like them shiny shoes and i don't like too many colors like they rainbow repping you know what and you can say i'm hating or whateva u wana call it but i know good music when i hear it and soulja boy is the worst
Posted by a1/mp
I meant he repeat words in the songs not repeat songs
Posted by a1/mp
Worst album out this year. I'd rather pay 15 for a wack ass black eye peas or kanye album. This kid is rediculous. Mainstream teens just don't get how ignorant you look swingin around like retarded apes in public. Your peers (those who understand common decency) feel your the lowest of the low. This album is a disgrace to production, and music of any kind.
Posted by Grant
A1mp needs to stop hatin on him because you just mad because you cant make a song and be number 1 on the third day yal, need to stop hatin on my boyfriend ya digg and if yall got any thing to say to me wirte back and yall dumd ass Bia'ches soulja boy aint gone read your comments with yall numbers on it yall need to be ashgamed and black mamba go right ahead and call maranda her dumd ass as big as you are and you actin like a dumd ass Bia'ch
Posted by soulja boys girl
One of my best homies loves the young fella, i dont hate i'm indifferent towards this cat. I aint copped the album nor do i wont too..... Damn solja boy got a lotta young ladies [i'm sure he doesn't use that term tho] ridin' for 'em. Ignorance is bliss..
Posted by Blackz
I already said what i needed to say bout dis album its the worst his lyrics sounds like he started rapping a few weeks before the album came out but i aint gon repeat myself a third time if someone dont do sumthin bout hip hop soon enough den the ppl dat r wit me on this no wats gon happen............ And i doubt she go out wit soulja boy her and a million otha girls r sayin dats there husband along wit lil wayne and juelz santana and whoever else its all the same
Posted by a1/mp
Why the F*ck isn't this reviewer annihilating soulja boy for this piece of sh*t cd this is not hip hop there are way more talented artists who need to be signed to a major label instead of this fagget
Posted by Hip Hop 4 Life
I aint g0ne lie crank dat is dat shyt but besides dat soulja boy still weak azz hell and cant rap for sh*t i would just but da single crank dat instead of wastin my money on da rest of weak sh*t
Posted by CHIT0WNSOULJA
I aint g0ne lie crank dat is dat shyt but besides dat soulja boy still weak azz hell and cant rap for sh*t i would just buy da single crank dat instead of wastin my money on da rest of dat weak sh*t
Posted by CHIT0WNSOULJA
aint g0ne lie crank dat is dat shyt but besides dat soulja boy still weak azz hell and cant rap for sh*t i would just buy da single crank dat instead of wastin my money on da rest of dat weak sh*t
Posted by Jakira da one and only
It's incredible how a 17 yr old kid with fruity loops can make a song to move masses of idiotic, ignorant high schoolers. Anyone who likes soulja boys music has little or no intelligence. Soulja boy is a waste of space and degrading hip hop. And i can bet that all soulja boys little groupy hoes on this page don't know what hip hop is, nor do they care. And that shames me. Dont claim hip hop, when you don't even know what hip hop is.
Posted by I am Hip Hop
A1mp you starting to get on my nerve i really am his gurlfriend
Posted by soulja boys gurl
Soljia gur off in dis hoe watch me lean and watch me rock superman dat hoe man watch me crank dat robo cop... Dis jam is what's hott i love dis song and so does my lil niece aniyah (i love you nini) so that's how you know this is what's crankin.. Dat gur chocolate city
Posted by sexy black
I think the people that r writing these comments have 2 b lil as* girls cuz i agree if u over the age of 15 and out of middle school u should not listen 2 this lil boy he is very wack. & he has other lil kids growing up thinkin what he dose is real hip hop
Posted by M.L.D.
Yuuuule
Posted by Any
Crank that soulja boy is the most awful crap i have ever heard. The lyrics are that of an 8th grader and he can't rhyme to save his life. By the way, wu tang is way better, those guys have actual talent and intelligence.
Posted by Chris
Omg like this is my song,crank iot up its the best song in thee world just hadda let ya no.
Posted by Cc
This kid gives southern rappers a bad name. Not every rapper has to be lyrical, but at least have some kind of diction, "watch me do" by ear ear comes off as "whameedoo", maybe when he finishes highschool his rhymes will improve...the future of hiphop is a grim one, indeed.
Posted by save hiphop
I'll give souljaboy credit for having the heart persue what he wants. He's lucky kid. That being said, he needs to really beef up his talent or he'll go the way of the dinosaurs. I listened to "crank dat" and i just laugh my a** off because it's the most ridiculous song i've ever heard. It has no musical value whatsoever and certainly anyone with even a room temperature iq will laugh it off and never listen to it again. By the way, i think justin timberlake's album is just as crappy. I don't know why it's at the top of the charts and i truly fear for our society. If u are a college student and listen to this...shame on you. Souljaboy, props to u for being popular and successful. Please save humanity by writing better hip-hop songs next time!!
Posted by mind-numbing
Wtf people wu tang has nothing to deal with this all this articale has to deal with soulja boy and nobody else. And i wish tupac was still alive so he could see what the hip hop game is all about today. Let hip hop live dont let it die and plus anyone can say the thing over and over again and put glue on their shades and put their hat on backwards let the legands bring back hip hop.
Posted by stay true
It's ok 4 the youngsters but 4 the grown ups like myself it's wackkkkk
Posted by kita
The album is wackkkkkk
Posted by kita
Ey wut up homies man u soulja boy u aint no soulja an u jus a boi homie wussup u wana thro it down f*ccin Bia'chass wut u gunna do supa sowlja man 4 life homie Bia'ch
Posted by Supa Sowlja MAN
Yea u my boo ....
Posted by kelsey
More garbage....another ring tone baby for the labels......bet everyone here this lame wont be around next year.....sukas!
Posted by hahaha
Rather lisen to britney spear........has he waisted all his money on bapes yet? time for another advance!
Posted by LOL
I say burn down the record label to allow this abomination to occur. Hip-hop is dying like sh*t. And you know who killing it.......the fans. You can't blame that wack ass n*gga even at the least. If people knew how "crank" real hip-hop, his success would not exist. He'd still be in high school, while working at chick fillet part-time. "get a n*gga a chicken sandwhich and some waffle fries...........for free!!!!"
Posted by ppl are STUPID
C'mon!!! this is trick being played on society!! did someone wanna prove that a terrible rapper (if thats what you wanna call him) can make a hit and become so popular?? this is like some new kids on the block sh*t! only little 12 yr old groupies like this clown. This is not rap! plus, any contemporary song about a stupid ass dance or that has a dance associated with it sucks - bottom line. This is like the the macarena part ii
Posted by Souljah boy = bubblegum pop, not rap
I dont give a f**k........everybods just mad because they aint the ones who got a mother f**kin record deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by dominican mami
Dominican mami = 13 yr old jackass it has nothing to do with being jealous you fool
Posted by REAL SOLDIER in Iraq
You notice the only ones that defend this idiot is little girls?? just shut up - your comments are pointless. Graduate from junior high first then comment you dumb asses
Posted by REAL SOLDIER in Iraq
Hip hop is dead enough said
Posted by SJ
Real soldier in iraq is right!!!
Posted by Lefty
Haha! macarena part 2....funny sh*t!!
Posted by Nas1
Since when was wu-tang dead? lcob will lyrically behead souljah boy. In the words of immortal technique, "n*gga said hip hop was dead but i'm invoking the spirit. Lets bump it off the F*ck*ng internet and bump it outside!"
Posted by LCOB
Soulja boy is wack. He is a joke. Soulja girl is just soulja boy thrown up and eaten again by all you stupid 14 yr old dumbasses. The dude couldn't even pick a name of his own!!! "souljah boy" is from bone thugs n harmony. This little boy is a f/cking retard, his lyrics suck and all you stupid as s Bia'ches that like him are ghetto and retarded just like he is
Posted by jessica
Best album of the year, even my teacher got the cd (hard 2 beleive)
Posted by kayze
Jessica - you are my new best friend....you are 100% right!!!!
Posted by REAL SOLDIER in Iraq
Souljaboy is the sh*t! holla @ cha girl!!!!!! luv ya................
Posted by Dimen~
Souljaboy is the sh*t! do ya dame than wit ya sexy ass!!!!!! ya girl dimen~ luv ya..............
Posted by Dimen~
whatz good it's ya girl sparkle u r doing the dame thang down there!!!!!! holla @ ya girl wit yo fine ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv ya alwayz..........xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Posted by Sparkle
Hey soulja boy just wanted to tell u that u are doing the dame thang./tell my boo arab that i said what'z good dou with his sexy ass!!!!!!!!............xoxoxoxxox.......
Posted by JUNE BUG
The facts in this article are extremely correct. This entire cd is about dancing and having fun. There is no meaning to it whatsoever. But, does that mean it is "bad"? absolutely not. Soulja boy makes a living off of having fun. Does his music have to be about something significant? its music. A good beat and catchy phrases is all it needs. Stop hating and realize that the music was meant to be this way, and that souja boy is not a "bad artist", just an artist with a fun, nonchalant style.
Posted by Katie
A mu'fukah that says on every song "youuuu", "pass to arab (lol)" and "souljaboytellem" is a dumb. F.u.c.k. Him
Posted by AMDaBoSS
Omg.....has everyone become retarded or something i don't understand how anyone can call dis rap .....sh*t like solja boy is killing rap faster than a flesh eating virus seriously now solja boy is da worst "rapper" alive go listen to some 2pac or immortal technique and then u f*ucking retards will understand wut rap is suppose 2 be!!!!! f*ck solja boy!!!!!!
Posted by mc EnViOuS
This dud is garbage!!! besides, real hip-hop isn't dead, it's just underground!! and all you little souljaboy groupies need to first listen to krs-one or rakim, kool g rap, or ice cube or wu-tang, and then listen to soulja-sh*t and then comment about how this dude is hip-hop.
Posted by Ion Unlimited
Im i the only one that thinks "crank that" sound like a recycled version of lean with it, rock with it" and that soulja boy raps like he has a learning disability. He can you like a song when you can't even understand what the hell he is saying. I agree this guy is laughable and makes nelly and chingy look like lyricists.
Posted by K- Stamp
* how can you like a song
Posted by K- Stamp
This is f*ckin garbage!!!!
Posted by Tru
How can you like this guy? kanye is so much better! (ps, lol k-stamp)
Posted by BackwurdzMan
Soulja boy & his album is so F*ckn garbage
Posted by gtmoney4life
Stop hatin on that soulja boy cuz he raps about real stuff he is the greatest rapper to ever touch the mic juz listen to crank that now that has lyrics and substance..
Posted by Souljaboy
I didn't think it was possible, but it now looks like music has reached the point of no return. More complex melodies and subtle nuances are lost to the people who actually like this song. It's not just hip hop that's dead anymore. Music in general is dead.
Posted by Borsch
Piney grove iz n da building holla @ me ya di99!!!
Posted by Rick Ross
Ok there must be a problem when 8 yr old white kids in ballet class are cranking dat!!! check it out on youtube. Soulja boy your sh*t is pathetic....
Posted by I used to like hip hop
This soja boy kid is a joke!!! the only reason he is popular is because mindless -retards that do not think for themselves they just go along with the crowd. Anyone who likes this son is fake, and should take the time to actually figure out what the lyrics mean. Solja boy is a lil boy, that thinks hes great when in reality in a couple months hes going to be out just like an old prada bag.
Posted by ans0512
My fetal brain is metling!!!!! f*ck you soulja boy!!!
Posted by Locote
Keep doin ya thang soulja boy and fu*k what people think all haters fall back!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by kandiie*Va
Soulja boy is da sh#@! if you ain't tryin to dance den dont listen 2 da da%# cd stoopid!!
Posted by HBIC
Man all y'all other chicks need to get offa my babyz tip cuz he mine. All day!! yahh Bia'ch is my jam and arab is sexy. Get out my face ho. Yaaah yaaah Bia'ch!!
Posted by HBIC
The state of hip hop is being challenged by a bunch of youhhhh`s. Somebody shot me if this is real music
Posted by da beast aka bf
I love soulja boy. She thirsty is the tightest sh*t eva!! i have dat ringtone!! yes smuhhhh!!!
Posted by brittany
Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by craze
Hey baby, keep doin wat you do and keep it gutta wit cha gurl. Keep me posted you no i'm here for you.
Posted by Babygurl
Everyone who likes this sucka should be sent on a one way trip to the sun!!!!!!!! die!!!!!!!!!
Posted by loker
A ringtone rapper. A slave to the music contract world lol.....get those big checks boy...buy rims and lots of diamonds get yo momma a crib then blow all your money away like a one hit wonder does
Posted by wase.one
Hey soulja boy can u give me a address for my homework.
Posted by dreya
Hey soulja boy why dont you call your boyfriend back!! i've been waitin' fo ya!!! just cuz yo all famous now doesnt mean we cant still be together!!! call me!!!
Posted by Soulja's Guy
Soulja boy i love ur songs ur stye ur looks u r fine as hell.i love 1 2 3 4 5 6.... I love all ue songs
Posted by cheyanne
Gohead souljaboy
Posted by maurice
Aye....i aint gon lie, but dey right about soulja boy's lyrics. His lyrics arent up to par (to be consider a true rapper) but da n*gga is makin hits and dats wut matters da most. He wouldnt get signed if he wasnt a good rapper (attract listeners/fans in a good aspect) so stop hatin on da n*gga. Since when wuz it ever bout lyrics?? dey hatin cuz da dirty south rulin sh*t and say hip-hop's dead.......there wouldnt be any rappers, dumbasses!!!
Posted by X-EL
Soulja boy is the wackest rapper ive ever herd he is more wack then all the new rappers put together.only old school is good unlike this sh*t
Posted by towm
And x-el there isnt that many good rapppers left like tupac or biggie
Posted by towm
Why do yooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu guys like soulja boy he is just a pozzer trying to look like flavvor flave
Posted by flame
Why does he say you like yogee the bear
Posted by cypress
Soulja boy is the reason why some ppl say hip-hop is dead. Because songs like his have no meaning other than getting ppl to do to be honest the dumbest dance i have ever seen on earth. Damn ppl get some knowledge listen to some lupe fiasco, common, kanye west, jay-z, 50cent, wu-tang, or the all mighty dr.dre and em. Real hip-hop/rap. Dudes that can actually right a rhyme. That may actually make you think something!!! other than ok what move do i need to make next to look like a damn fool with this dumbass dance!!
Posted by Dae
A this sone cruck i call do the jame brown
Posted by bazy b
I think he got the best cd out
Posted by keaira
This guy is living proof that anybody can get a record deal.
Posted by Dez
This n@#@ is the sh*t naw fo real keep it comin
Posted by Tristan phillips(317 yung king)
Tristan phillips and keaira are on f*ckin crack!!!!! you should have to be over 18 to comment on this - stop posting stupid sh*t you foolish kids!!!
Posted by Gold member
You people are F*ck*ng retarded rap is killing the music industry and soldier boy is bad at rapping which is'nt even real F*ck*ng music
Posted by RocTok
Sage francis,saul williams,immortal technique....all ingenious rappers who get shuned and over-looked because of the saturation of sh*t-hop on the market...i can't stand mainstream music...i love metal at heart but the wonderous lyrical content of underground hip-hop blows my mind....metaphors are great and so is good grammer....that's something that can't be said about souljah boy...oh yeah....i'm 16 and i've understood that hip-hop is dead in the mainstream for a long time now....yay me!
Posted by DyingBreed
Good game
Posted by RocTok
Soulja boy is wack.
Posted by roger
I rather listen to cats dying than listen to soulja boy's f*ckin crap!!!!
Posted by OG
Lol - og. I rather listen to country music and i hate it!
Posted by Vader
Thats funny! i rather listen to old people farting!
Posted by lost hope
A all yall hattin on on this dude why u think he gonna be a on hit wonder maybe so or maybe not..you know what if he is gonna be a one hit wonder he gonna be a rich one cause he is promoting products like sidekick and bathing apes in hes cd hes getting money around the globe u feel me from the usa to japan ya dig makin that cake in investments . And however if u wanna make it in the music biz go to the internet fo ya support like soundclick spityogame to test your skills .... Fyi soulja boy was gettin 30.000 downloads a day(each download is $00. 99cents u do the math) of hes on tracks on soundclick ...that means he was already rich b4 he got signed
Posted by myspace.com/rick2005t
Hey yall it me ur gurl tinkerbell well i juz want yall 2 kno dat soulja boy iz mine n only mine yew digg ~tinkerbell luv's xavier giles~ ~tinkerbell luv's soulja boy~
Posted by leslie
Soulja boy suck ass, his lyrics garbage, his hooks are trash and how da hell did he get sign,if yall want real lyrics go 2 /donandpimp
Posted by its da boy yung p.
I meant
Posted by its da boy yung p.
Hey /rick2005t - just cuz it's 99 a download doesnt mean thats how much this guy is making. Hello?? he gets a small percentage of that - probably only 4 to 7 cents on the dollar you jackass! and yes he will be a one hit wonder!
Posted by Truth
Hae how do u do da dance, that b wut i wunda
Posted by N&Tytyalcc12free
"catch another sucka-duck emcee out there"
Posted by Dazo
Soulja boy = baha men (who let the dogs out). Crappy one hit wonder!!!!!!
Posted by Len81
You fools!! 5 yr old ballet students and natalie portman is doing this stupid sh*t. Thats when you know your sh*t is wack!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Deez
Can anybody explain to me why soulja boy has a legion of 15 year old girls defending his music? and why do these same 15 year olds get to comment about what they think is real music, even though they probably don't know what real hip hop is?
Posted by Innocenntz
The page aint all that put music on it
Posted by JESSICA ADAM
Souljaboy you the man its haters everywhere but they just hating becuase you got so babynaters.
Posted by amber
Souljaboy now i know why people be hating . Boys want some babynater and girls want to be your souljagirl like me.
Posted by amber
You mean batthing apes, right?
Posted by Innocenntz
Yo solja boy can u mail me yo cd man i be tryin my best to create songs like u but no luck my homie got yo cd and dat mug is off da hook so can u
Posted by james fleming
I rather listen to babies crying!!!! you f*cks!!!!
Posted by LL
Soulja boy - your f*ckin pathetic!!!!!
Posted by Fringe
Souljaboy i am your biggest fan. My 2 favorite songs where crank dat , soulja girl i want to be your soulja girl. Do you have a six pack i can do a whole lot of stuff to you.
Posted by bonequeasha
What is your real name . You can realy dance how did you come up with that dance. Do you have a big tip because i want to suck it.
Posted by bonequeasha
F--k wu tang? what are you stupid? soulja boy is the corniest of them all, hip hop is dead (officially) it isnt even rappin its pop music ask all the white dikes on ellen who watched thinkin hes the best thing that ever happened. Soulja boys album was the worse album of the year not the best. Wu tang is legends and gods compared to that corny 17 year old!! i would battle him myself....support all up north artists who get no airplay and are much better artists than him, shop boyz, hurricane chris, boosie, etc, etc
Posted by Commanding General
The south does have some real down south artists such as outkast, goodie mob, ludacris, t.i., lil wayne, 3-6, geto boyz, ugk, jeezy, pt, besides them.........thats about it hip hop is dead
Posted by Commanding General
Nappy roots, field mob, dungeon fam i had to include does too i wasnt tryin to downplay the south but most of these artists i said came out before 2005 so once again........hip hop is dead
Posted by Commanding General
"8 diagrams" from the wu tang clan will be out dec 11th besides solja boys corny dance it will be much much better than his junior high school album
Posted by Commanding General
I feel you on that commanding general straight truth!
Posted by dismissed
Cg spoke the truth on whats good from the south and im from the deep south baby for real soulja boy is straight wack
Posted by dismissed
Soulja boy is completly sh*t. Wutangforever real music
Posted by HighLife
I love you souljaboy, keep on mak'n them musiq! the 8ters cant stop ur flow!!
Posted by Shandia
I like your music so keep on mak'n it the 8ters cant stop ur flow!!!
Posted by jeremiah
Your the best even the 8ters cant stop you
Posted by jeremiah guillory
Man both of yall are stupid you jeremiah you sound fruity to me you all over his d--k talking about he is the best no stupid hes the worse, and to x-el the south is what made hip hop dead
Posted by X-EL and jeremiah are stupid
And shandia shut up too you are also all over his d--k
Posted by X-EL and jeremiah are stupid
Hey boo dis ya gurl shameka and i'm your biggest fan i jus wanna say i luv ur music. Soulja gurl song was hot but jus to let u know i'm ur soulja gurl and always will be. Next song u make give me a shot out and introduce me.
Posted by shameka
I love this song! it is the hottest hit eva! to all you haters f-u!
Posted by Danea
Danea go back to f*ckin third grade where you belong. Does your mommy even know your on the internet?!?!
Posted by ST
To some of us its not that his music is the worst stuff out there, but the problem is, that the radio tells us that the only records that matter are the ones that sell,yet at the same time they will only expose the public to what their focus group bosses say will sell, so the market is oversaturated with fake keyboards and snapping, i would be more open to soulja boy if i didnt feel like there will be another lil this or young that coming right behind him getting another microwavable cheap ass effort to the top of the charts. The masses are frustrated, and there going to start speaking louder
Posted by Alani Mocha
Yaww Bia'ch....ya???? are you serious..... Soula boy is gettin his money so u cant be too mad at that, but to call what he does... To call that abulm a hip hop album is another thing. Dont get me wrong this is definetly a form of the arts it is what form i don't know musical comedy maybe?? u know its funny and it has a catchy lil rhythm. I just think you'd get more support and possibly respect if u just give this kinda music its own genre like "straight stupid"music maybe less people who genuinely respect the art of hip hop would stop hatin cause they know its just"straight stupid"music it is what it does make u get stupid... Nobody can argue with that because it serves its purpose!
Posted by Samani Michelle
Alani mocha - perfectly said!
Posted by ST
Ur sog rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooocks so badley
Posted by jess
Soja boy is the best song ever!!!!!! yoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuu
Posted by Britt.
I would have to agree with the "all cranked out" statement. For some reason the south seems to have this monkey see monkey do approach to their music. Superman, spiderman, aquaman... Maaaan i am supa hero-ed out! where is the originality? i'm in no way dragging the south in the dirt as i hear a lot of others do. As a matter of fact all props go out to soulja boy for proving that their is money in the power of youth and opening the door for a group that's well deserved and long over due. I have been seeing street runnaz click snapping and popping on stage since they were 15 years old and there's not a question in my mind that after seeing the moves soulja boy is doing now, he had to be a student of street runnaz click. These kids have been opening up for major acts all over the south to the mid-west doing the same dances soulja boy is doing today. I saw them for the first time over 4 years ago when all this crank dancing as it's called today was no where in site. Truth be told, i think they owe a lot to soulja boy for re-opening the doors to the money. While soulja boy boasts on youtube and videos about his $600,000 deal with collipark music who i heard was also considering signing street runnaz click at one point. Word on the wire is that street runnaz click just inked a deal with ruthless/sony worth twice as much as soulja boy did with collipark music. Once again, thanks soulja boy for allowing a higher standard of southern act to be recognized. That’s the way it should be. In the words of d.j
Posted by Brandi
Hey im doing this thing for school nd i choose your dance couse its number 1 of couse of course its #1!! i chose your dance superman but i need some information about u so if u can give it 2 me plese... -ya girl
Posted by Ya gIrL
Hey soulja boy i like your musics and one day i would like to make a song with you. Hala
Posted by Edinton
Sup all soulja boy is da sh!t .... Hes sxc!
Posted by Trina aka Soulja Girl
Ya girl, edinton & soulja girl - you are all a**holes!!!! go back to kinder you mindless fools!!!
Posted by truth
Soulja boys songs are sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by amandag
Look, dude made a hit made money, the whole world is supermanning and spidemanning x-manning. Leave dude alone. If people like dancing to it , whats the problem ? i hope he wears his hater blockers.
Posted by DaSaintRightChea
Zup i love your music especially the souljaboy song/video.ur kool
Posted by Roxanna
Dasaintrightchea & roxanna - i hate you!!! grow a brain please!!!! if this dumb ass's music is good then the world is coming to an end!!!!!
Posted by Laz
In soja boy the meaning of superman is a boys thing
Posted by hi
Niggas sayin soulja boy is better den wu tang or any other rapper dat has sum sense in his rhymes need 2 be shot n the head or lynched cause yall are worthless to society
Posted by Alex
i love souljaboy he is so fine
Posted by firstlady
So like, im mad people on here fiqhtin back & forth over soulja boy. Lmfao. &these girls leavin numbers? dumb hoes. Ima call dat miranda Bia'ch in my next hour class &be like, what up dis soulja boy i got yo number off this one website..yuuuuah! lmfao she extra dumb for dat.
Posted by momo
Souljah boy is the wackest musician i've ever heard in my life. And mr collie park is even wacker for putting that mutherF*cker on.
Posted by Qilla Beatz
I love you soja boy.i listen to crank that every day.them haters want a be you so bad.they also want your bapes man.
Posted by angel
U r soo cool i know all of ur songs
Posted by paig snot
I really love this - good stuff soulja! look at my name everybody!
Posted by I'm a 13 yr old girl with no brain
Yo afro boy
Posted by Anthony
Great review, trash album
Posted by me
I think the cd is good for some people b/c they like to have fun all the other lames out there is just as boring as an old person. But at least he is having fun and not trashing other people most the the young kids love the songs and can dance to it. But you people hating on this dude is just as lame as you say he is. I bet u really aint even listen to his songs and seen how little kids enjoy it!!! just get up off his jock and let him be!!!!
Posted by MISS TOPCITY
Miss topcity - i hate you! stop posting your wack ass comments!
Posted by Red Zone
I love u i love u i love u so much u 5exy ass Bia'ch
Posted by Lakeisha
Lakeisha - grow a brain!!
Posted by Red Zone
Hey baby i lyke ur songz u kute n fine i want to be ur solja gurl
Posted by jessica torres
Hey solja boy i lyke ur songz n i lyke u hella hope to be ur solja gurl.F*ck @ll h@terz luv u baby
Posted by krazy locz
You notice the only peeps that stand up for this fool are 12 yr old ghetto ass girls!!
Posted by Truth
Hey boooo how u been its souljagirl i need u numga again
Posted by shayana
If all these comments are true then soulja boy has like 263 girlfriends.
Posted by Fuck soulja boy
I love your new cd soulja boy and i wanted to say stay the good soulja that you are.
Posted by Alysia
Is dis shanita chic serious??? wat she dnt already kno is dat ive been soulja boys soulja girl!!! ask dem h*** about me lil mama 4real...
Posted by JALISA SHANAY MOUTON
Yea ya rite. . .im not finish. . .if ya n luv wit ma man soulja boi 4get it cuz hes taking so stop leavin comments boo!!! o u still ma baby marcus mouton i luv u n its neva gonna change ur numba 2 while soulja boi is numba 1. . . Sorry!!!
Posted by JALISA SHANAY MOUTON
Soulja boy is tha bomb i dont get why people dont like him he is amazing everybody in my school is learning his dance it is wicked!!
Posted by lydia
Hey soulja boy i love u and yo music and i hope u will see me at yo consert ok love u always ps .i am a big fan i love u
Posted by nakeira
Soulja boy is a buster. He's fake. He came from a rich family. He ain't a rapper, he can only make crank that songs. Soulja boy needs to stop his singing career. True words right there
Posted by Young Junya
All yall people that hateing on my boy soulja boy yall need to stop hating on him because u ant like him
Posted by jc soulja
Wats ^^souljaboy boy u know i luvvvvv u go to and be my friend go 2 leyagold@bellsouth luvvvvvvvvvv u babe when r u coming > here
Posted by JALEYA
Hip hop aint dead!!! ders a reason dat soulja boy rules music aint just about da lyrics, its about da music, hiphop or not truth is, rap aint nothing without its words, while new skool hiphop is seriously h8rz, poetry on drumz vs actual music hip hop aint dead. Rap is
Posted by Double A
Hey u is so so fine can i get yo digits
Posted by Ashalaahh WAY
You suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Posted by soljaboyson
This guy is pointless, he aint versatile!!!! where is the canibus, where is the ll at!?!? all you see is garbage now!!!! but i never hated on chingy. Ll cool j was out in 1984, ll is a legend, and he would be so dissapointed if he heard this kind of garbage. Ll eats this clod up!!!!!!
Posted by LL Cool J Fan
Soulja boy is a shame to the music industry. Who would sign this uneducated talentless person? not even his beats are good, and just listen to his lyrics! "yahhhh Bia'ch yahhh get out my face" and "haters wanna be me soulja boy im the man they be lookin at my leg sayin its rubber band man watch me yuuuu" these lyrics don't even make any sense! i have no clue how anyone can like such earbleeding music. Go listen to m.i.a. Or aesop rock!! there's some real talent!!
Posted by M.I.A. pwns Soulja Boy and his "music"

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